Not exactly what I want to see in a gas station bathroom.

Not exactly what I want to see in a gas station bathroom.

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(Source: lilith-not-eve)

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

sempermemor:

buttpilgrim:

apply bun directly to the forehead

As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun. 

sempermemor:

buttpilgrim:

apply bun directly to the forehead

As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun. 

(Source: touj0urs)

pwnlove:

Sanshee Presents Spiritual Stone Necklaces

It’s time to open the Door of Time and your closet to these beautifully crafted necklaces from Sanshee ($21.99 each). Each necklace is inspired by a key region of Hyrule and perfect way to add a touch of Zelda to any outfit. 

meteor-falls:

The Weather Institute, Route 119

meteor-falls:

The Weather Institute, Route 119